Monday, June 1, 2009

you + i.

Even the best fall sometimes. This is my stance for my poor form on the blogging front.
But never mind..

Crazy whirlwind times of late, most annoying however is the constant breakdown of my automobile, Campbell. (I drive a camry,l makes a lot of sense.)
Campbell + I are on the verge of break up. Not only is he costing me money, but he keeps breaking down causing me much displeasure and annoyance. See photo below as to what happens while waiting for one JH to to come help, because, of course, my RACV membership had expired/I forgot to renew it, because of my general laziness.

I have also developed a hatred of mariokart.. I can't win, especially when i play in the house of Lisa + Barry. I like winning, so this upsets me greatly.

I can't think of much to update.. Except for one thing.

I ♥ CW. :)


Below; Things Lisa Shorthouse finds in the Camry, then proceeds to break. Needing to verify if it is in fact broken...

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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Top ten.

this goes out to John Glover. Top ten worst things, i've limited it to this week, or we'd be here till i'm 85, and i still have a while before that happens.


1.Tonsillitis. quite possibly the worst illness - or just a mild exaggeration. I've pretty much been stuck at home with it this week, not being able to work or anything. Massive thumbs down.

2.Miley Cyrus channel surfing on foxtel..
disney channel - hannah montana, channel v - miley cyrus film clip, comedy channel - comedy smackdown - having a miley cyrus bitchfest. Sarah proceeds to turn off tv, find something more productive to do.

3.Getting lost in St.Kilda/surrounding suburbs it's 2am, and you just want to go home, yet you can seem to find the way out of the damn place, it's the latest craze of annoying.

4.Signals. Not of the traffic variety, but the body language type. You throw someone a stick, they bring you back an entire log. When did people start to misinterpret things so much?



5.Troublemaker types. You know the kind of person who just likes to cause trouble for kicks. This is for you, nobody cares

6.Evan Hopkins. Robbie Williams is not awesome. No matter what you think, you made me listen to Katy Perry with your affirmations. I detest you :p

7.Customers. You don't have the right to speak down to people! How would you like it if we came into your job and told you, quite frankly that you suck?! Not so nice is it?

8. Jonas Brothers. Love the fact that you share your faith. But your songs make cringe with fear of teeny bopper stampeding.

9.Nickelodeon. Terrible tv shows. Zoey 101 is the top of the crapshack list. Worst TV show in existence, with maybe the exception of Hannah Montana.

10. Tacky Advertising Campaigning. Sex is not a good way of selling... tyres. Or flowers. See my point.

:)